•May 16, 2017 • 8 Comments

To those of you participated in my little brainstorming experiment, at the end of ‘The Wildling’s Heart’, thank you! If you didn’t get a chance to participate, it is not too late. It was encouraging to see that there is life in this fandom yet! I got a lot of great ideas and my muse is definitely singing. Alas, she will have to wait until I hit the beach with my girl, Lady Anachronism.

I love Eric and Sookie but even if the fandom ends I can say that I got to know some pretty cool people but most importantly, I made a friend. One that I will be destroying my liver with in only 5 days!

It is kind of a wonderful thing that you can still meet the greatest people in the most unlikely of situations. So let’s see what happens when two writers go on a vacation with their laptops, alcohol, and a love for writing.

Lady Annachronism

Hello all!

It has been awhile….unfortunately. I don’t have many excuses other than I have, perhaps,  fallen out of love with Eric and Sookie and my real life is beyond hectic making it hard to find time to write! Adding to it that the fandom is, let’s be honest…. Dying…. doesn’t help the lack of motivation. There are, of course, the dying fans that are still reading the stories but alas, reviews are sparse and often short which makes it, for some writers like me who are not as excited about the characters as we used to be, hard to motivate oneself in writing the end of the story.

But fear not trusted companions, I will finished Bleed Like Me as I am nothing if not a woman of her words. I have many chapters written and I seriously just need to kick my butt for the last 2 or…

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The Wildling’s Heart: Alternate plot line

•April 13, 2017 • Comments Off on The Wildling’s Heart: Alternate plot line

Yup…there’s more…

There is an alternate plot line!

Protected: Alternate Plot

This plot line is around 15,600 words and has the same ending and epilogue as the completed version. It picks up right at the end of chapter 36. This was the original plot that was planned for the story. Alas, the story kind of went it’s own way and created it’s own path as is often the case. Leaving me annoyed and unsure with what to do with this plot line.

This is where you guys come in. I have written ten fan fictions about our favorite Viking and Telepath. In that time, I have acquired 237 followers on WordPress and 488 on Fanfiction. net. I have had the opportunity to work with some great people, Ms. Buffi, Lady A and Kleannhouse. Now I want to work with everyone else.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

You must email me at ‘elfofriverndale@gmail.com’ with a story idea. It can be anything in the SVM/TruBlood universe including but not limited to, Eric & Sookie, all human, odd  pairings, crossovers and just about anything in between. The more unique the better or if there is something you’ve always wanted to read but it hasn’t been written, here’s your chance. Really, there are no bad ideas. In exchange for your participation, I will provide you with the password to access the alternate plot line of The Wildling’s Heart.

This isn’t a contest per se. Think of it as a brainstorming session and I want as many people as possible to participate.

I eagerly await your awesome ideas.



Update: Wildling’s Heart Ending

•April 10, 2017 • 6 Comments

Hello All,

I have been gone over a month. Over that time I wondered if I should update about the lack of updates, in the end I decided against it. I figured I would return when I had the story ready to post.

Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Chapter 28 Chapter 29

Chapter 30 Chapter 31 Chapter 32 Chapter 33 Chapter 34 Chapter 35 Chapter 36


There you have it folks! Another adventure comes to an end! I’m happy to have shared this with you all and a special thanks to my Beta KY. Her help was truly invaluable.

Until next time,



The Wildling’s Heart Update

•March 6, 2017 • 2 Comments

Happy Sunday everyone,

The story is about to get bumpy. Below I have attached this weeks chapters. There are only two, so please enjoy responsibly.

Chapter 21

Chapter 22




Update: The Wildling’s Heart

•February 27, 2017 • 1 Comment

Hello Ladies and Gents,

It is later in the day but I’m proud of myself that I made the dead line after a stressful week.

Quick sidebar: I understand that multiple chapter updates costs me much by way of reviews/comments. I am disappointed at times when I see the traffic stats on my page and only see a fraction of that reflected in the comment section. Why do I keep doing multiple chapter updates? I want to and in a way I want people to review and comment only if they want to. So here goes…

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20


Wildling’s Heart Update

•February 20, 2017 • 2 Comments

Hello all,

It would appear that my schedule is not working out. The weekdays are just too hectic. So, I am officially changing the schedule from Wednesdays and Sundays to, Sundays only for the duration of this Fic. Sorry for any inconvenience but I believe this will make posting dates more reliable.

Without further ado, here are these weeks chapters, enjoy!

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

See you guys next week,



Say it with me, “Monster posting”

•February 13, 2017 • 3 Comments

Yup! You’re seeing that properly. Six chapter, enjoy! Comment and share!

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Sorry I missed the posting date for Wednesday. Just a note, if that ever happens again (which I hope it won’t), look for me on the following scheduled day, not the day after. So, if I do not update on a Sunday as expected, look for me on Wednesday or vice versa.

The Wildling’s Heart Chapter 7

•February 6, 2017 • 2 Comments

Hi all,

I know I have been spoiling you guys with double scoops but today it’s just the one. I need to pace myself so I can keep up with my posting schedule and not put undue pressure on my Beta, Kleannhouse or myself.

That being said, I hope you guys enjoy Chapter 7.

See you Wednesday,

Love Elfchef.

The Wildling’s Heart Chapter 5

•February 2, 2017 • 2 Comments

Happy Hump Day,

A great big thanks to my Beta, Kleannhouse. She keeps me on track and keeps the final product looking spiffy. Also a hand to my webmaster, Lady Annachronism, she also has a great story out right now, “Bleed Like Me“. If you haven’t read it yet, check it out.

It’s another double scoop for today’s update! Hope you guys enjoy!

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Until Sunday,


Chapter 3

•January 30, 2017 • 7 Comments

This update contains two chapters, enjoy!

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

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